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My grandmother on clutter.

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My grandmother on the strange hairs that appear as you age.

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This is a guest spot for a beautiful quote from my cousin’s other grandmother (who is just as funny as our Beachie): “That looks like a ninjen turtle? Haven’t you ever heard of a ninjen turtle?!? See, you don’t even have to put me on the pot!”

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My grandmother on feminism: “there was this lady that worked up at ——- and all the guys hated her because she was real smart and did really well and they would say, ‘oh she’s down on her knees for all those guys’. You know what that means? Blowin ‘em! Well, I don’t know if you know what that means! You know, sometimes I say something and I think ‘my god, Nancy! You’re such a lady’.”

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My grandmother on litter: “Now, who in the hell put this here?!?”

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"I told him, ‘I don’t want to dance with YOU’ and he said ‘yes, you do’ and I said, ‘well, I guess I do!’"

Nancy cutting the rug with a young gentleman.  Photo cred to my Aunt Luci! 

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Nancy enjoying a coffee.  Nancy would like you to please note:  the mug shown in this picture is from her ORIGINAL CHINA SET; the set crafted in England and purchased in Canada. This mug is NOT a replacement, riddled with lead paint, mass-produced in Asia, and purchased on e-bay.  

Nancy enjoying a coffee.  Nancy would like you to please note:  the mug shown in this picture is from her ORIGINAL CHINA SET; the set crafted in England and purchased in Canada. This mug is NOT a replacement, riddled with lead paint, mass-produced in Asia, and purchased on e-bay.  

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My grandmother (Nancy) on her own butt: “I think what bothers me most is that I lost my butt. I’ve always had a nice shape to my butt. One time I went to a fundraiser with Mary Vitillo and this young guy came up to me and said, ‘Nancy, you have a really nice butt…for an old lady!’ and I said, YOU LITTLE SHIT! But he was right.”